Everone has been telling me I need to take up space here so here it goes.
Once upon a time there was a muffin. The muffin's name was Alfred. Alfred was depressed one day so he decided to take a walk through the forrest of unending slushies. When Alfred got to the forrest he thought that the forrest should be a tundra instead. The slushies were everywhere cherry and blue rasberry and strawberry; oh my! When Alfred left the forrest and went back to his oven he felt better. THE END!!!!
I hope you feel inspired. You should.